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ONE GOOD REASON WHY NOT TO FLIRT!!!!!
A couple was invited to a swanky family masked fancy dress
Halloween party. The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go
to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and
said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his good time to be
spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he went.
The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, woke
without pain and as it was still early, decided to go to the party.
As her husband didn't know what her costume was, she thought
she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she
was not with him. So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband in his
costume, cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice "chick" he
could and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there. His wife went up
to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his new partner high and dry
and devoted his time to her.
She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was
her husband.
After more drinks he finally whispered a little proposition in
her earand she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had passionate
intercourse in the back seat.
Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went
home and put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of
explaation he would make up for his outrageous behavior. She was sitting up reading
when he came in, so she asked what kind of time he had. "Oh, the same old
thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there." Then she asked, "Did you
dance much?"
He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance.
When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went
into the spare room and played poker all evening."
"You must have looked really silly wearing that costume
playing poker all night!" she said with unashamed sarcasm. To which the husband
replied,
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"Actually, I gave my costume to your Dad, apparently he had
the time of his life!!
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